So you're finally gonna let me say this?

I'm proud of ya Missy-mun. Watching a show like that. Honestly, none of us here thought you'd be able to tolerate it. Can't blame us for thinking that really. You also thought so yourself, right? But hey, you still have a long way to go don't ya? Only on the first season after all. We're here for ya if you need us.

Also wanna know something. These two brothers in this show... exactly how do they remind you of Chibisuke and I? Gotta say, I don't see it. But then again your mind works in strange ways. That's the mind of a fangirl isn't it? Fangirls are weird, but incredibly easy to please.

Anyway, I think that's all I wanna say to you for now.

Oh. No. Wait... Don't forget to keep looking for a home fit for me.

Now that's all.

No, wait. One more thing. I'm running outta oranges. Supply more? I've been craving them a lot recently. And yes, of course I'm so very amused I got you craving the orange flavour too.

That's all this time. I swear.

There are so many ISSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUES! I don't even know where to start!

Why is this place public, anyways? Reading the mail of others is a federal crime, you know! Not respecting the privacy of others is so frustrating. It's 'Dear Mun' not 'Dear Everyone Who Wants to Watch Me Talk to My Mun'. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!

First, you had me beaten up by a swarm of little girls and that Death Scythe. I think this problem is self-explanatory.

Second, wh-why did I drop the picture?! I don't know why I was keeping it! The stupid Death Scythe shouldn't have found it. I don't understand what's going on in my head! I just wanted to keep it on me because I sca-sca--uncomfortable about losing it.

Third, why are you saying everyone wants into my pants? Eh? You say Arachne did, and you now say Medusa wants to...? And the Death Scythe in the RP? I don't know what you mean! Look at my icon--I'm not wearing pants! As much as I may hate to say it.

Fourth, why do you say I would 'tap' the Chrona thing in the recent chapter? I don't know what 'tap' means. Slang? I've been in Shinigami's basement for the last hundred years. Why would I know your modern slang? If I tap it, it'll fall over.

Eh? It means I want to 'get into its pants'? Augh, stupid! It doesn't wear pants, either! I don't care what these slang words mean; they make no sense if no one involved is wearing pants! Even if it does remind me and is pret--

Augh! I hate you! I hate the people reading this!

You've successfully made me not want to wear pants anymore. And I was so looking forward to wearing some.

You can't be serious... You don't have the time to do prompts for anyone. Not for a while at least. So scrap that idea, and focus on what you already have.

In speaking for myself, two places to keep up with is plenty. Why not be responsible and considerate to some of the others running around, while you're at it?

...I think you'll need to get to bed earlier tonight. You seem a little tired, so there's no use denying it. There will plenty more writing and whatnot for you to do over at work tomorrow, when it's slow.

I will be completely honest with you...I don't like what you and your insane friend have planned. I just get away from all that insanity and you throw me into <i>that</i> community.

Another thing...I just looked at the app you have planned for me...I have one question. Why did my mutation have to come out that way? You could have just planned something more tame. Another thing...do I look like a teenage girl to you? Why do I  have to have an unrequited love...this is turning into some kind of sappy love story.

...

Si.

Esto es un fantastico idea.

Deberia jugarme yo ahora mismo.

Usted es Dios.

...

Pendejo.

Are you actually planning on .....

This is not amusing at all.

I refuse to believe you would even suggest he ...

Are you insane?

Okay, so I'm not some model, gold-star citizen. I get it. But do you have to keep going into long, loving detail about how much of a deadbeat I am in this "real life" thing?

Although kudos on the kickass name: always wanted to be Rick Derringer.

Hate to get all wishy-washy, but I miss Sam when he's not being a bitchy little punk - 'scuse me, when he's not "Matthew" or whatever they brainwashed him into thinking he is.

 I know this is highly unoriginal, but I was browsing sixwords  and its affiliates and was surprised to not find any Avatar sixword communities...

So I made one! Because there are too many random crackfics and drabbles to not have six words to share them! If anybody wants to wander over to atla_sixwords  and join in the posting we'd love to have you!

Hey, mun! (Funny name, by the way.)

So...guess you're not putting me in a game. That's cool. But while I've got your attention, I think we should discuss your insurance poli--

You don't own a car? Well, that's okay! Progressive insures just ab--

You don't have a house, either?

...you don't have anything. That's...gonna be a bit difficult to insure.

Hey, wait a minute! You can't be serious! You pulled up a new username just to have me be eaten by an eidolon? Geez...

... Miss Mun. Just stop reading the fanfiction if it keeps making you cry. And how many of your friends have you made cry as well now by sending to them? Really, that isn't a good thing to be reading. Plus it could mean you're planning something unpleasant.

Just do that essay you need to and stop making yourself depressed.

-Reo

Dear mun,

I think getting someone to translate those brochures you had planned for my one-year post into Spanish is a really, really, really dumb idea.

Everyone's stuck in me, so they can, you know, learn English.

Seriously, warning people about aliens > PC-ness any day. Anyone can tell you that.

(Plus, every time you talk to Germany's mun about this, you ALWAYS end up asking for Spanish music. Why don't you download Britney Spears or ACDC Lynyrd Skynyrd or something good and AMERICAN?)

Think about it!

Sincerely,
America

PS: Stop pulling ideas from Canadian movies. Seriously, how the hell have you even heard of that movie? What happened to Inglorious Basterds? That was a cool movie, right? Riiiiiight? And you know Aldo Raine is grade-A BAMFery, right?

And he's even from Tennessee, that should mean that you really like him, because of the whole state loyalty you have going.

You bitch! Kill me! Just kill me already and get it over with! Kill me now and make it stop already! Kill me damn it, stop putting me through that!

Mun? It's okay if you're too busy to play me in a proper game! I don't mind being in your headspace. After all, everyone has been really nice to me. Besides, you can always play me here!

A dressing room? But wouldn't that be a bit too small?

It truly is a waste of time, still.

Ashley J. Williams is no longer a person of interest. Do you really think that bumbling oaf would make a proper assistant? It's laughable! Dan is the only one who truly understood my vision - and perhaps, Whateley did to a certain degree - and you know replacing him certainly won't be easy, if at all possible to begin with.

Tick, tock. Work a little faster.

Reminders:

After looking through the Secret Santa requests so far, it seems that a number of community members have yet to finish Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, so the community restrictions on spoilers will still continue throughout November.

Speaking of Secret Santa- if you haven't signed up yet, please do so here! ♥

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Here are the writers and their entries:

1. syvia's Beware of Low Flying Houses

2. burningmayo's Lost in the Thunder - contains SPOILERS for 358/2 Days

3. akibameow's In the Eye

4. greedchan's Skin-Deep and the Tempest

5. yo_yo_san's Those Lacking Conscience

6. iki_teru's Letters Strung Together Form Meaning

7. aiienzo's Rehab

8. bouncyballparty's Old Man

9. kagome_angel's We'll Face the Coming Storm Together (Alone) - contains SPOILERS for 358/2 Days

10. mirrorbrothers' Things that Come to Mind in the Rain

11. kaos_sparrow's Adventure

12. kaos_sparrow's Here Comes the Sun

13. obabscribbler's If You Stare Into the Abyss, and the Abyss Stares Back, Should You Wave?

14. nirvana_falling's Storytelling 101

15. breathless_dawn's Of Kings and Raindrops

16. inferior_words' Innocence Within the Maze

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Our banner maker for this round is yo_yo_san.

Dear Mundane,

How many times must I tell you that I am a vampire and not a demon? There is a difference between the two and I do not like being referred to as 'The Iblis' by your little friends. Please, don't act as if you don't understand why this bothers me so! You exactly why I have my reservations about being referred to as a demon, so just own up to your mistake and correct yourself in the future.

Understood? You better not be ignoring, brat!

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Sincerely,
Wagner