Dear mun,

Listen, I'm as torn up about Hayley and Sophia as you are, but I'm trying to forget it never happened. No, I can't go back to that community. Hayley and I have a new life. Yes, it's not exactly the same, and yes, most days I do just want to go back to New York and try again, but I can't. She's happily married, remember? Yes, I know that this new thing isn't the same, but it's better than nothing, so quit getting wibbly every time that song comes on and just deal with it.

Much love,
Drew
PS:I do not still cry about it, shut up.

Miss Mundane, usually I have some sort of issue to speak with you about here. Though, today, I find myself rather amused by your reactions.

Did you honestly think that making me need stitches was going to keep me from throwing festivities for Christmas, or even decorating? Rather odd for you to think that, don't you agree? After all, it is the holidays.

Though, if you would, please? Stop being so amused at the prospect of me giving gifts to the residents of the Sanctuary. Of course they're getting gifts. Don't be so daft.

~ Helen Magnus

FFFFFFFFFFHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Good work, mun! Excellent job! At this rate you'll be opening this place by Christmas.

Don't you have a few more tags to do, though? You should get them done before your friends grow impatient. Become restless.

Best of luck to you, and stay on track~!

Can we, um, just - not address the finale maybe? At all? Ever?

Oh God.

You know, mun, it's really great that you're such a big fan, but... staying up this late to watch my canon when you have to get up in four hours to go to class probably isn't the most responsible thing. Just saying.

-Cherie.


PS- No, you may not rewatch the newest Marble Hornets entry. You have enough problems sleeping as it is.

Exactly how much trouble are you planning to get me into, here?

...hah. At least it'll be more interesting than what you've been doing with me up until now.

For the record, I'm not letting you toss me anywhere or at anyone until I get some pizza up here. Extra cheese and pineapple, no olives, you're paying. My last client was a cheapskate who weasled his way out of paying me and ran out of my office before Ebony and Ivory had a chance to greet him properly.

Also, get to bed, missy. It's way too late for little girls like you to be up. ♥



With love,
Eva, Demon Hunter

Oi, dont'cha gotta be up for school 'n a little while?

Why ain't ya sleepin'?

Now, don't get me wrong, boy - appreciate you gettin' me away from all them zombies. But the hell you kiddin' yoself for? Y'all ain't never gonna play me nowhere, and you know it.

Pretty nice to not have to watch my ass every five steps, though. A man could get used to that kinda thing.

-Coach

So are you finally going to do something with me? I've been sitting up here unable to get a drink or see any of my friends!

IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!

Wait a minute....

YOU'RE SENDING ME WHERE?!

I know I'll be able to survive, but why discedo of all places? You could at least send me to a place where I can get a good drink.

Gau had better not show up.

Now you're starting to get it!

You're even typing this over your guitar!

I don't even care if you put me anywhere, keep practicing! Play the song that's in your heart!

FIRE!!!

No need to get so worked up over the newest episodes. My show's got what, another two seasons at least? I'll be fine. Trust me on this one.

Hi mun, it's me again, and this time I have a legitimate complaint.

...I noticed that you and Shu's mun tend to tldr a lot. (That's the term, right?) I guess it's good to let the other players know where they are and what's going on, but do you really need to spend an entire comment box just describing the scenery? There's nothing special about the desert. It's a desert. I grew up here; I should know.

I guess that's my primary concern. Don't bore the others to death. I'm not sure about his mun, per se, but I happen to know that Tabool, for one, doesn't read anything that's more than two lines long.

(...On that note, I'm supposed to be illiterate. So how am I writing to you here?)


Signed,
Nabupuppy Nabuca

Dear Mun....

Really? You found C-mates but not a place to play?
How can you be playing me?
Really?
I'M SMARTER THEN YOU.
....but not scarier.

Well, got some stuff done today! Most of it was work in the morning, a teensy bit of errand-running, and then nabbing yamikonumber7 from the airport and having dinner with her at Islands. Good times!

Also got in a little more Okami playing, so some more of that!

( Lost somewhere in the moon cave now... )

And uuugh, for some reason I've been thwapped over the head with the tired stick, so I'll probably stop now. @_@

Drawing: Commissions and LG

Writing: Not much

Mun,

It's great that you're branching out and everything, it is, but don't you think this is a little spur-of-the-moment? You haven't seen half of the episodes in years, remember?

And as for this username... Very funny. Really.

I don't want to be homeless forever, but take your time. I know you're busy, what with school and all.

Cross is being an arrogant arse as usual, continuously traversing on his journey of laying with woman and drowning me in debt (He asked for a boat! Who the in the bloody hell asks for a boat out of the blue!),

while on top of that Link is hovering over me with mountain stacks of paper work, glimmering those "Let's work our arses off" eyes at me.

And JerKanda just had to make my day even better by sprinkling his idiotic ravings at me.

So far, it's been a typical day.

I didn't mean to rant at you, truly I didn't, but somehow... you are surprisingly enjoying all this. Please don't put on that unknowing face of yours. You know what I mean. I heard you! I heard you chuckling evilly behind my back!

Are you perhaps enjoying my suffering? Does everyone enjoy my being burdened?

I've even heard of people writing Angst!Allen fanfiction about me. Why is it so popular? Is sadism becoming a contagious disease?

Please don't catch that disease, Miss Mundane. I have enough sadists in my life.